you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Randomize
