Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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