whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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