So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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