can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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