He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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