I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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