curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
