East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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