Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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