i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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