what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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