A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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