I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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