May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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