Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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