Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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