I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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