I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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