I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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