Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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