Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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