This girl is more easily done than said...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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