Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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