I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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