you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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