She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm just crazy horny about you
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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