Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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