eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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