tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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