You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Randomize
