Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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