i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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