we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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