she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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