Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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