**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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