it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Randomize
