i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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