The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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