someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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