Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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