if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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