you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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