So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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