it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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