Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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