he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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