So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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