the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
